CALI HAAN. WRITER.


​"You can't not love this story."

-Chuck Palahniuk, Author, Fight Club

Cali Haan is a writer and personal-self trainer in Vancouver. Her writings and artworks have won nominations and prizes, including Finalist: Best Comedian with a Day Job and Honourable Mention: Out on Screen.

Thank you for your interest and support.Keep in touch!

calihaan@protonmail.com

This Too Shall Passive Aggressive now available at Amazon in paperback form, with audiobook releasing Feb. 2025!

Live this week in Vancouver, Cali Haan presents "The Black Knight and "Tim Hortons vs. Starbucks," from her brand new book. Free show!